Running on Caffeine, Chaos & Cuss Words – Unisex Tee

For anyone holding it together with caffeine, a touch of sarcasm, and an occasional meltdown — this shirt gets it. Made for the chaos coordinators, multitasking champs, and everyone who needs coffee before conversations. A comfy classic with attitude.

Part of the Reality Check Collection – because keeping it real never looked this good.

✅ 100% cotton for comfort and structure (see fiber breakdown below by color)

✅ Soft and breathable with a streetwear-ready fit

✅ Durable: double seams and taped neck/shoulders

✅ Unisex style – looks great on all

📏 Size Guide (cm):
S: Length 71.1 • Width 45.7 • Sleeve 39.7

M: Length 73.7 • Width 50.8 • Sleeve 43.2

L: Length 76.2 • Width 55.9 • Sleeve 47

XL: Length 78.7 • Width 61 • Sleeve 50.8

2XL: Length 81.3 • Width 66 • Sleeve 54.6

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(GPSR), Sellenad and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all
consumer products meet EU safety standards.

For any product safety-related inquiries, please contact our
EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:

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Postfach 11 03, 99886 Georgenthal

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